""BeatBox-itis, "I Want My Andy Milonakis"

Good morning everyone in the NYC
I got a new story to tell ya
sit back, don't stop eating your cheerios

I just have a case of "BeatBox-itis"
"I want my Andy Milonakis."

I was watching Tom Green the other night
kind of bored, TG always got the cool guests on
that's when Andy rolled up
I'm like, "who is this crazy sick pup?"

Andy start talking with the Host of the Show,
that would be Tom Green, I consider him my "Super Pseudo Bro"
Anyway, Andy broke out with his funky free style flow
something I haven't heard since I threw out my beat box
about twenty years ago...

(chorus)
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
"Don't stop now, I'm in Hip Hip Bliss!"

Anyway, I couldn't get my fill of Andy
I hadn't heard this kind of stuff, not since the Beastie Boys
invaded my suburban town

The Beasties changing my life forever
with their unique brand of hip hop flavor.

I kept listening to Andy's rhymes
taking notes about his flow.
Now I got "BeatBox-itis"
Damn, I want my Andy Milonakis!

(chorus)
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
His lyrics, he's not afraid to diss
that's "ok," I would still introduce him,
to my beloved baby sis!

So I start checking Andy's video reel
Man, the dude is funny, playing the heel
His one skit, "Happy Balloons,"
had me riveted to the computer screen
art, humor, and life, all together
I was crying, laughing, and dying,
I was busting a nut, I was busting a seem.

With Andy, there's nothing residual,
derivative, suspect, or minuscule.
Heck, I bet he can afford
a crazy ass swimming pool!

He's a real deal playa
Queens newest favorite son.
Even if he's on the West Coast,
where there's alot more sun,
but not nearly as much fun. (as the East Coast that is)

I have to go now
Heading over to "B and H" in Mad-Hatty.
Checking out their beat boxes
while my wallet is still nice and Fatty.

Because you see, I got a little problem,
"I got "Beatbox-itis,"
I want my Andy Milonakis!"

(chorus)
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
"I want my Andy Milonakis"
The dude, the playa got mad skillz
I just hope he not poppin any psychedelic pillz."

My fingers, they getting tired of typing
I think it's funny that I'm typing,
and doing all this hyping.

I'm doing it for myself and for my respect for Andy
I hope after reading this rhyme
and with the passage of time
He not hating on me.

Because it's all about the "High Five,"
forget about all that other jive!