Friday, February 01, 2008

Chewing Gravy (Re-Issue)


Check out my latest freestyle rap "Chewing Gravy" @ www.myspace.com/lupitunes.

Chewing Gravy

Who chews gravy? I never have,
I'll eat it from scratch or straight out of a can

Even when I'm lazy
I always serve the gravy
cuz I eat it all the time, almost daily

I like gravy on pork, steak, and french fries too,

On second thought and upon more thinking
We all chew gravy cuz it's ON the food.....

If you're asking why I'm talking about this
I don't really know why....
I just like gravy because
it makes food delicious

Tantalizing my taste buds
The gravy makes the food appetizing
creates conversation
and lots of friendly socializing

A good gravy stock is not hard to make
just a little practice
There's plenty for that big juicy steak.

There are no short cuts for a outstanding gravy recipe
Cutting corners will not set you free
You'll end up being a cat caught up in a tree

Speaking of cats, your gravy will taste like cat food.
I have never tasted cat food
but it smells pretty bad.
If you've eaten it, that's pretty gosh darn sad.

There's gravy in cat food,
but not the right kind
if you eat it, you just might end up loosing your mind.

So the next time when you're chewing your gravy
Remember this funky fresh rhyme
and the lessons that you've learned
So you won't get burned.

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