Rap Salad

Rap Salad

Sucka MC's
Get all your ingredients
all your herbs
all your spices

I'm gonna make you
a kryptonite Rap Salad
that will make you invincible
that will make healthy, raw
and biodegradable.

I'm not playin
I got a rap salad that will
knock your socks
throwin off electric shocks

This rap salad
Will help you create
Spine rattlin versus
that will destroy
all evil curses

Eat the salad before dinner
then after
tomatoes, peppers
and all thats got flavas

When it comes to dressing
I prefer Balsamic Vinaigrette
But don't worry
Blue Cheese, Italian, or French
makes this Rap Salad
the best that ya'll ever get.

If this rhyme is making you hungry
If this rhyme is making you sweat
You know something's popping
Cheddar cheese makes a good topping

Break down the salad
In free style form
my sure you rinse it
get all the sand off
that's pretty standard
not out of the norm

So eat that Rap Salad
eat it often and eat it well
cuz in the end we all can tell
don't be droppin no leafy greens
on your new blue jeans

All you rappers
that come after me
better bring better lettuce,
like mesculin or romaine
I'll throw that ice burg right down
the gosh darn drain.

And forget those radishes
they are hard to cut
they make you repeat
they rot in your gut.

When all ya hungry MC's
are done with the salad
do your dishes
do your moppin

Cuz the next time
the Salad comes out
you might be in for a
fifteen round bout

After you all done with your salad
spread the word like no other
I'll be waiting right here for ya
ready to cut some more vegetables
just give me a holla!