My Zucchini

All you sucka MC's

Not one of you can cook a zucchini like me
Y'all can't cook zucchini, not one darn recipe

First you have to choose the zucchini
make sure it's the right color
texture and odor

Don't fight for your zucchini at the market
let the ole lady take it, just let it go
besides, you can ask her questions
ask her how to cook a zucchini casserole

Once you pay the clerk for your zucchini
don't give her no gangster looks
she might take that zucchini
and hit you over the head
for your smooth prankster tricks

Now that your at home
I can see your confused,You ask,
"What the heck am I to do?
If I can't cook this zucchini,
I might be done, I might be through."

This is where ole school steps in,
taking that zucchini for a magic carpet ride
gonna whip up that zucchini,
something to give you pride.

Let's make Zucchini Chips
they're easy to make
go well with a big juicy steak

Slice your zucchini in thin slices
then make a nice batter
take care not to splatter

Get some bread crumbs
take your battered zucchini chips
roll em, give em a couple flips

Once you get that zucchini all nice
heat up some olive oil
pour yourself a bourbon on ice

Get the frying pan hot
when the olive oil starts poppin
it's time for some zucchini droppin

Once the zucchini hits the pan
get ready for the master plan
Put the stove on low heat

Let the zucchini do its thang
Add your favorite spices
For a lil extra zang.

Now that the zucchini is all done
lay it out on a plate
make sure the zucchini
has that crispy taste

Your guests will be in ecstasy
zucchini chips all nice and zesty
you just made a great dish
Now here's a HOLIDAY WISH!