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Saturday, February 02, 2008
Feeling a bit" loogie" today!
How do you spell "loogie?" Logy, Loogy, Laugy, LOG-Y, Logi? Oh well, G-Night Y'all!
When I googled a derivative of the word "loogie," this is an image I found...pretty "stupidshity," and funny!
Who chews gravy? I never have, I'll eat it from scratch or straight out of a can
Even when I'm lazy I always serve the gravy cuz I eat it all the time, almost daily
I like gravy on pork, steak, and french fries too,
On second thought and upon more thinking We all chew gravy cuz it's ON the food.....
If you're asking why I'm talking about this I don't really know why.... I just like gravy because it makes food delicious
Tantalizing my taste buds The gravy makes the food appetizing creates conversation and lots of friendly socializing
A good gravy stock is not hard to make just a little practice There's plenty for that big juicy steak.
There are no short cuts for a outstanding gravy recipe Cutting corners will not set you free You'll end up being a cat caught up in a tree
Speaking of cats, your gravy will taste like cat food. I have never tasted cat food but it smells pretty bad. If you've eaten it, that's pretty gosh darn sad.
There's gravy in cat food, but not the right kind if you eat it, you just might end up loosing your mind.
So the next time when you're chewing your gravy Remember this funky fresh rhyme and the lessons that you've learned So you won't get burned.
Good morning everyone in the NYC I got a new story to tell ya sit back, don't stop eating your cheerios
I just have a case of "BeatBox-itis" "I want my Andy Milonakis."
I was watching Tom Green the other night kind of bored, TG always got the cool guests on that's when Andy rolled up I'm like, "who is this crazy sick pup?"
Andy start talking with the Host of the Show, that would be Tom Green, I consider him my "Super Pseudo Bro" Anyway, Andy broke out with his funky free style flow something I haven't heard since I threw out my beat box about twenty years ago...
(chorus) "I want my Andy Milonakis" "I want my Andy Milonakis" "Don't stop now, I'm in Hip Hip Bliss!"
Anyway, I couldn't get my fill of Andy I hadn't heard this kind of stuff, not since the Beastie Boys invaded my suburban town
The Beasties changing my life forever with their unique brand of hip hop flavor.
I kept listening to Andy's rhymes taking notes about his flow. Now I got "BeatBox-itis" Damn, I want my Andy Milonakis!
(chorus) "I want my Andy Milonakis" "I want my Andy Milonakis" His lyrics, he's not afraid to diss that's "ok," I would still introduce him, to my beloved baby sis!
So I start checking Andy's video reel Man, the dude is funny, playing the heel His one skit, "Happy Balloons," had me riveted to the computer screen art, humor, and life, all together I was crying, laughing, and dying, I was busting a nut, I was busting a seem.
With Andy, there's nothing residual, derivative, suspect, or minuscule. Heck, I bet he can afford a crazy ass swimming pool!
He's a real deal playa Queens newest favorite son. Even if he's on the West Coast, where there's alot more sun, but not nearly as much fun. (as the East Coast that is)
I have to go now Heading over to "B and H" in Mad-Hatty. Checking out their beat boxes while my wallet is still nice and Fatty.
Because you see, I got a little problem, "I got "Beatbox-itis," I want my Andy Milonakis!"
(chorus) "I want my Andy Milonakis" "I want my Andy Milonakis" The dude, the playa got mad skillz I just hope he not poppin any psychedelic pillz."
My fingers, they getting tired of typing I think it's funny that I'm typing, and doing all this hyping.
I'm doing it for myself and for my respect for Andy I hope after reading this rhyme and with the passage of time He not hating on me.
Because it's all about the "High Five," forget about all that other jive!
Democrats Sprint to Primary Polls in Big Numbers While Republicans Sit at Home Eating Chips and Drinking Beer!
The race for the Democratic presidential nomination, no need for an explanation, it's taken me over with fascination.
It's generating intense scrutiny especially among the party’s significant others. It's more exciting than the Republican contest, where everyone just sits around and shudders.
In the first four primaries in which both parties took part, the Democrats have set records their turnouts have been off the chart.
Democrats know how to raise alot of cash, looking to make a very big splash.
Wait until November, The Democrats are looking to get "ill" They say they will win this election based on their own "free will."
Democrats say their peeps far and wide, are tired of Bush and ready for a change on the flip side.
Lots of Republicans diss Democratic energy, won't back down to their natural enemy.
"Just wait until November" they say, "That's when we'll be ready to "make some hay.""
"Eight years is a long time for Democrats to be out of power, no need to "panic and run," We're just kicking back, getting ready to have some fun."
When the Republican nominee emerges it will re-invigorate the entire Republican Operation They will be ready to roll, literally, to every neighborhood poll.
Republicans swear that Democrats are split beyond repair say it will doom them, too much internal "truth or dare."
Democrats say they are just challenging each other, alot of bluster and hot air. In the end, when they have their nominee, know one will care.
Democrats like the turnout, they say it gives them much needed pre-election clout, better than sitting at home with a sad lil pout.
It's better to have a bunch of energetic voters, than a bunch of boring voter-teetotalers. Rather have an all out Democratic bar room brawl Than a quiet quaint meeting at the local town hall.
I live in NYC and I experience all kinds of things one of the most interesting is engaging with a "DVDIVA."
DVDIVA knows how to socialize might even be able to hypnotize
However, soon you come to realize Just look into DVDIVA'S eyes DVIVA'S ideas will not materialize They are all a bunch of half truths Nothing more than two bit lies
(chorus) DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get over, DVDIVA trying to fulfill a hollow need.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get by, DVIDIVA knows what's fly.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to blow you away, DVDIVA's not interesting, got nothing to say.
DVDDIVA is always on the prowl looking for Hollywood fame never throws in the towel
If you are not careful DVDIVA will put you to shame
Looking for that big break DVDIVA might even claim you're on the take
Just to bust a nut DVDIVA gotta find a way to get out of that rut
Talent is and elusive thing DVDIVA can't get by on what comes naturally,
DVDIVA will try to bury you especially if the attention comes your way
Be on the look out for DVDIVA
(chorus) DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get over, DVDIVA trying to fulfill a hollow need.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get by, DVIDIVA knows what's fly.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to blow you away, DVDIVA's not interesting, got nothing really to say.
DVDIVA has a messed up mind looking to exploit you, an attention seeker.
DVDIVA need only to look in the mirror to see what there is to fear.
Next time DVDIVA asks you to shed a tear Tell DVDIVA, be perfectly clear there is more to life, there's "more to do" it isn't all about "you."
DVDIVA, I hope you can straighten out your act I will offer forgiveness, I am not a heartless shrew But as of right now You and I are through.
(chorus) DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get over, DVDIVA trying to fulfill a hollow need.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to get by, DVIDIVA knows what's fly.
DVDIVA has no specific gender, color, or creed DVDIVA's only about greed DVDIVA looking to blow you away, DVDIVA's not interesting, got nothing to say.
I promised myself that I would draw a portrait of Alice Cooper tonight. I actually like the way it came out. It's made with graphite and watercolor pencil on watercolor paper. It has sort of a german expressionist look. It's 4 x 6 inches. I will sell it for $75.00 plus shipping. It's signed on the left. I can also frame it. I hope to be drawing more rock 'n' roll idols. Hey, if there are any collectors out there who would like to buy a set of (20) twenty portraits, I'll put them in a neat little archival black box and call them "Rock Gods in a Little Black Box" or something. Price TBD. Good night everyone.
